iDump

iDump

how could i fall for it yet again

meet me in westfield you said

as if going to stratford on a saturday

ain’t bad enough

we’ll ‘ave a larf and flash the card

then maybe later

a meal then catch a flick

sounded cool

promises like pie crust

you had to stand me up a cowardly 

voicemail message sorry babe

i should have known by that tone alone

mate got me ticket for the match

you’d rather watch those overpaid fools

lose to arsenal

in the company of beer bellied bellends

than spend the afternoon with me

think on dead boy

i just don’t care if they need the points

you’ve just been relegated

you can meet me after ‘cept i won’t be there

stuff yer pizza ‘cos tonight

i’m off clubbing with lauren and claire

should get lucky too yeah i think 

we’re gonna score

so enjoy yer pints of bitter and yer silly songs 

like the pundits say

at this level you have to take yer chances

took a shot that hit row zed

then caught offside

yer number’s up and you’ve been substituted

i won’t be playing with you again