iPlastic

iPlastic                                  

she was like a barbie doll

dumb pony tail bopping

to the beat

i thought i can’t compete

not

with that

she had all the guys drooling

queuing up to buy her a drink

then i said to meself

drew you fool

stop and think

you can bend yer legs

wrap them round a guy’s back

scratch and bite like

a horny alley cat

as well as many other tricks

and stunts

it’s ken i feel sorry for

can’t have a tit wank and worst

of all there’s no hole

no working cunt

hermatically sealed

plastic enigmatic charismatic un-fantastic

half the bitches on the dancefloor

are plastic with their hidden scars

and alien faces

crowned with their false blondeness

and i think

drew

you are a golden star