iProtest

iProtest

at the end of the day
it's so easy to get the wrong 
impression
take tv shows like educating

essex where basically they found

a bunch of thickie kids but
we ain't
all like that
i got two g-c-s-e's
(in doing my hair and pouting)

and omg the only way is essex

shutup
what's that about 
'cos
my little tits are 
100 per cent natural
and there's no 
way i'd stick plastic jewels
to my bits

basically yer just 'aving a larf

at our expense

fing is tho
when yer up west 
clubbing
and this fit looking bloke 
finds
out yer from essex
he assumes 
he's onto a given
and then they
 get a bit lippy start giving it
the big'un like last night

right
nah listen
this bloke said to me

you know when you go to
bluewater you cross over water

is it cheaper than lakeside 
'cos
there's no v-a-t abroad

i said you're funny
everyone knows
you ain't gotta pay v-a-t 
in france
or ibiza or lanzarote 'cos it's like
duty frees init but
i think 'e was a bit dim

basically it was like
'e was made in chelsea