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iStar

ok i’ll hold me paw up no shame

i ain’t as brainy as rachel riley

there i admit it

however i ain’t as dumb as 

paris hilton that would just be so tragic

and although i might not have taylor swift’s legs

i could give her a run for her money

in heels

now there’s a boy (ain’t there always)

and yeah he’s cute

he’s fit

he’s got a smile like neon

so i flirt outrageously

modest me i’m a nine at least

as such i demand to be 

wanted and desired

hair flick pout act like an airhead 

(they like to think yer essex blonde dim

and easy)

so i made meself up with taylor momsen 

pleading panda eyes but

still no response

whiskey tango foxtrot

i understand not

sorry to say

gonna have to go all villanelle

stab his heart with heaven’s perfume 

silver switchblade sweet nothings

slash

rose petal songs of angels

now’s the time to go all buffy 

slay him with my love