A Tortoise Tale

Man alive, You've been bitten by a tortoise!
Luckily I keep my amphibious wound tonic on hand.
Got a good piece there, should heal up though.
A tortoise! I still can't believe it. How does it feel?
I should think so, surprise is his strength I bet.
Is the tonic helping? The apothecary gave me a good deal.
Said people don't get bitten they way they used to.
I knew a bargain when I saw one though, and here we are now!