The Academy Award's Prayer

Cherry

By Kit_Caless

Mon, 13 Sep 2010
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9 comments
 

Our Godfather,
Who art in Heaven’s Gate,
Halloween frame by frame.
The Lion King come,
The Fly will be done.
On Film as it is in Camera.
Give us this day our Internet Movie Database
And forgive us our Eddie Murphy
As we forgive Eddie for everything after Boomerang
And lead us not into Cruel Intentions
But to Deliverance and Smeagol.
For Bill Murray is the King
In Mad Dog and Glory,
Never Say Never
Again.

Certificate U
Poem
Poems 2010
Humour

Comments

Submitted by russiandoll on
LOL excellent! Well done :))

 

Submitted by The Big Bad G on
I'm not sure I can bring myself to forgive Eddie, but good to see Mr Murray being rightfully acknowledged. :)

Submitted by Insertponceyfre... on
very funny Kit

 

Submitted by Kit_Caless on
@The Big Bad G Murray is the man. Especially in Coffee and Cigarettes. Eddie may recover one day. He's just got to stop doing kids movies. That's what this prayer is all about! haha

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Submitted by The Big Bad G on
don't swallow Bill Murray! hehehe

Submitted by tarashannon on
Ha ha, brilliant! .*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*)¸.•*..

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Submitted by h jenkins on
This is great. I love it. If you're into this kind of thing, you might like to have a look at my piece called 'The Academy's Final Reckoning'. Helvigo Jenkins

Helvigo Jenkins

Submitted by Kit_Caless on
@Helvigo Thanks. I just read your piece - it's excellent! Very densely packed with cinematic punnery.