Radiator Cover

Two A's, four B's and a couple of C's
For each piece
Just needs a competent and experienced person and a middle-sized Philips head
But it's got me and my third glass of white wine
And my son
Who reminds me he's done lego
Something's gone wrong at the top
While I go under
Looking through the ready-primed latticework
I become briefly overwhelmed with safety and for a split second consider hiding forever behind this tarted up cardboard cutout masquerading as the epitome of hallway luxury living
But somehow gravity has done the job
It's standing up for itself
I've pulled it together
It's a GCSE result