Christmas

Mr Smith Miss King the cattle are a lowing
pink yellow green bags are over flowing
flat screen tv hanging on the wall
new carpets replaced by the social
are we one of the 60 to 80 genuine
or parasites a taking a taking
it is Christmas after all and there's
not a ghost at the door just a huge shadow
lurking showing us April and taunting
will we fall or cease to exist thanks to ukip
and its wonderful new exclusive doctrine.