Hell Blog Survey
By mallisle
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What percentage of the population of Hell agreed with the following statements?
I wish I had never been born. 32%
I would rather fade away into total nothingness than suffer as I do now. 56%
You can cope with Hell. After a few hundred years you just get used to it. 12%
Hell is like a bad day at work. 18%
'If death were nought and nought were after death' the universe would be a happier place. 93%
Whatever stories or illustrations people use to describe it, Hell is always worse than that. 73%
Adults who wear clown masks to terrify children are less frightening than demons in Hell. 84%
If you had claustraphobia, were stuck in a lift, no one could hear your cries for help, and after
several hours you began to realise that the lift was getting hotter and hotter because the lift
shaft was on fire, this would be less frightening than being in Hell. 92%
I wish I could pour a can of petrol over my head, set it on fire, and run around screaming
like a human torch. This would distract me from the agony I am feeling in my soul. 76%
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Comments
Gosh, Mallisle.
Gosh, Mallisle.
I'm going to promise to be good from now on.
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I liked this
You manage to be terrifying and humorous at one and the same time. More, I want a whole story set in Hell! ;-)
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