Ten 21st Century Conundrums

1. Why do politicians have surgeries when they never cure anything?
2. How can a rock star write a meaningful love song in a castle?
3. If white supremacists are so, why do they form a minority group?
4. Just how ironic can a metropolitan stop police sign be?
5. If Darwin was alive today how would he explain lady gaga?
6. Why is blue blood so seldom spilled?
7. How can the beautiful game be so often played by ugly people?
8. Why do more people participate in lottery rollovers, thereby decreasing their chance of winning?
9. In banking for every credit there should be a debit; so who’s got all the money the banks lost and couldn’t they have bailed them out instead?
10. Why can’t we share the weather?