Hot dreams

The chefs are cycling uphill

to their flat, three of them all in sleeping bags

on the floor of their rented room above a chip shop.

I once watched a documentary about Michelin Starred restaurants

and it was very important to the kitchen full of hot men

that they were as impressive as possible.

There's a documentary about the making of the last 

Led Zeppelin album and since I watched it

I haven't listened to Led Zeppelin since.

Not even by accident.

There are brightly colouredarrows all the way through town

you must have seen them, all pointing at my flat.

My front door is wide open for you all to come in.

I'd like you to see how much effort I put into everything

this is my folder of to-do lists that goes back to 2003.

Look at all of those ticks.