Must kill President

I am on a mission to kill the President.
It’s one of my more controversial projects.
The Arts Council turned down my funding application
the man at the bank agreed that although it would be potentially financially lucrative
it wasn’t something Santander wanted to be involved with.

I have never assassinated before
never even killed a dog.

People say it’s a shame when you are working abroad
that you don’t get to see anything touristy
but I intend to make sure I have a good look around Washington
ask the advice of the hotel receptionist where I should eat
and I will talk to locals.
When they see my photograph in the paper they’ll say
‘that’s the guy from the steakhouse!’

I am on a mission to kill the President.
I just need to book my flights.