Skiing Accident
By mcmanaman
Sat, 17 Mar 2007
- 1301 reads
On his last day on the ski slopes
he ran into the bar
with his thumb in his fingers
pleading for a lift to the hospital.
The barmaid filled a bucket with crushed ice
The thumb was lodged like a hitch hiker trampled
by polar bears.
She phoned for an ambulance
all weekend he had been getting her attention
by clicking his fingers.
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