A SILLY BILLY LIMERICK

An Ozzie called Jackaroo Billy 
did something rather quite silly 
He mounted a sheep that belonged to Bo-Peep 
now there's wool growing all round his willy 

Bo-Peep said that he shouldn't dump her 
but he must continue to hump her 
Until bit by bit, there's enough wool to knit 
her a beautiful warm winter jumper 

But alas poor Jackaroo Billy 
did something else even more silly 
When he left the ewe for a large kangaroo 
leaving little Bo-Beep very chilly.