Miss Xponential

Ecstasy on Valentine's
Sat at a dinner in numerical anonymity
Dancing to fiddle and clap

A surf-theme led to mechanical buckanoo
Karaoke missed chance, Elvis too good
Her name was Douglass, Aisla Mann

Pink frothy dress,
Though it was probably classier than that.
Buxom, though possibly flat

I made it through to bacon
And then beyond.
She was a Messerschmitt
I, I was bombed