Rancid Exokirubg and the Potato

"Dude."

It arrived.

He skidded to a halt.

He examined.

A hatch opened.

"Far out."

He went inside.

*Ping!*

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Glass.

Opening.

A human hand.

A scream.

"Woah!"

"An alien!"

"Rancid."

"Wh-"

"Exokirubg."

"I'm dreaming."

"No."

"But wh-?"

"I'll prove it."

He fired.

Disintegration.

"Oops."

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Potato.

30 seconds.

Home.

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