Yes, My Name Is...

 

"Upsy Daisy!" said Upsy Daisy, as her skirt inflated, lifted and exposed her pants.

 

"Iggle piggle niggle wiggle diggle?" said Iggle Piggle - which translates as, Do you really think that's appropriate for a pre-school TV programme?

 

"Daisy Doo!" said Upsy Daisy - which translates as, But I have to do it, so I can dance!

 

"Iggle piggle niggle wiggle woo." - Then maybe give the dancing a rest.

 

Upsy Daisy flounced off in a huff.