Yonder

 

The Sheriff of Rainbow City holstered his pistols, chewed on a Hubba Bubba and fingered the points on his badge.

 

"Ow!" he said.

 

"What?" said the deputy.

 

"I hurt my finger on one of the points of my badge!"

 

"Well let that be a lesson to y'all."

 

"I'm sorry, a lesson to who?"

 

"Y'all."

 

"Who the heck is Yall?"

 

"Not Yall... y'all. You all."

 

"I still don't getcha."

 

"You don't what?"

 

"Getcha."

 

"Waddya mean?"

 

"Who is Waddya?"

 

"Look out, injuns!"

 

Because the sheriff didn't have a clue what 'injuns' were, they were both taken down by a hail of arrows.

 

"Goddammit!" said the sheriff with his dying breath.

 

"Who?" said the deputy through a gurgle of blood.