Burning

By randy-johnson

Tue, 21 Jul 2015
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Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent.
I'll tell you what happened instead of just giving you a hint.
That oxygen tent went up in flames and I got burned all over.
I learned that it doesn't bring good luck to have a four leaf clover.
I've got burns all over my body, even my privates were burned.
Oxygen and lit cigarettes don't mix, that's something I learned.

Certificate PG
Poem
Humour

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Submitted by Bee on

'Oxygen and lit cigarettes don't mix,' - so true. Oxygen is generally good, but smoking is so bad for you, as shown in your poem. I note that where you usually inform the reader that 'this is a fictional poem', you didn't do that here, so I hope you soon recover. Sounds nasty. 

Bee