Cable

When my wife asked me to pay for cable TV, I chose to ignore it.
I told her that if she wanted cable, she would have to pay for it.
She figured out how to get cable even though she's too lazy to get a job.
She stole my money to get cable and I told the police that I was robbed.
The police read my wife her rights after thay put her in handcuffs.
She got her ass kicked for resisting arrest, things got pretty rough.
I refused to pay for cable TV because it would've been more money out of my pocket.
I came home yesterday and I couldn't open the door because my wife chose to lock it.
I screamed and screamed for my wife to unlock the door and she called the police.
When I resisted arrest, the cops beat the hell out of me and arrested me for disturbing the peace.
I used my one phone call to call my wife and I asked her to pay my bail.
She told me to kiss her ass and she also told me to go straight to Hell.
For the next month, a dark cold cell is where I'll have to stay.
Just for disturbing the peace, those pigs gave me thirty days.
My wife decided to get even because what I did to her was a rotten thing to do.
If you're a married man, pay for cable TV or the same thing might happen to you.