Jar Jar Binks

By randy-johnson

Mon, 15 Jun 2015
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I'm a Gungan from the planet Naboo and my name is Jar Jar Binks.
Senator Padme put me in charge once even though I don't even have the ability to think.
George Lucas brought me to life with a computer, I'm a product of CGI.
Because many Star Wars fans find me irritating, they want me to die.
Many people hate everything about me, they hate my voice, my six foot tongue and my orange skin.
Now that the prequels are over, those people are thankful that they'll never have to see me again.

(This poem is based on the Star Wars Prequels.)

Certificate U
Poem
Science fiction
Humour

Comments

Submitted by haze on

hi randy johnson,

writing literal descriptions of star war characters is simply re-stating the blooming obvious and gets pretty boring.

if you're stuck on star wars then it would be far better to use your imagination and write an original scene, or invent a new character - or perhaps, a star wars character in an unusual situation - darf vader running a bar?

whatever, as long as it comes from you - its not easy, so be brave and use the force of your own imagination.