Sexually Frustrated

When I got married, I married a woman who is very hot.
But when it came to making love to me, she would not.
My marriage certainly hasn't been filled with bliss.
My wife wouldn't make love, she wouldn't even French Kiss.
When I said I do, I didn't know things would go sour.
I got sick and tired of having to take cold showers.
Yesterday, I caught her in bed with the pool man.
I packed my bags because I've had all I can stand.
I've been so sexually frustrated that I would cry and yell.
I'll find a better woman and my damn wife can go to Hell.