Etiquette

At a dinner party, the wag who aportions blame
Is in graver breach of etiquette than the farter.

Mini venison burgers with lime will jounce your name
From 'cards' to 'gifts' on Xmas lists.

Yes, it's okay to cup the bust of your dear friend's partner
By the coats. She needs the attention. She is next to dead.

Crimped napkins are tacky;
They smack of catered weddings.

Please get drunk.
Please get drunk.

Be generous with silence, so when friends say
'Tim Clare' it sounds exotic, like Barbados, or Strasbourg.