you're in the America now

"I saw an evil emperor
wearing my clothes;
They're far from the best
but they might suit you
better than the rest." - Homer Americanus

Don't "take tea"
and don't you smoke,
plus don't you even think
to "TO-KE..."
or it's two to life
and that's no joke

but you're in
"the land of the free" now, kid.
you're in the land of the free

take off your shoes and bow
or you'll never touch clouds...
but you can "say" anything you like
as it can be sanitized, sanctioned,
or otherwise: "classified;"
That means above the class
of your mind,
to explain politely...
You can even demonstrate
as long
as you don't disturb or delay trains
or sacred green crowds

but you're in
"the land of the free" now,
yeah,
you're in the land of the free
(let them eat Prozacke)

we listen to all your calls
(and even answer them sometimes)
as we safeguard your e-box
against any suspicious memes.
around here, thinking's free and easy:
watch the spinning HD telly
about the coming war
cause "the bad guys went and done it..."
you can hear it anyway you like
with "create your own pundit..."
you'll never be bored,
just a little "sleepy"

cause you're in
"the land of the free," kid
(ha, milked in the land of honey)

practice any trade you like
as long as it's
as we like.
first, just edudenture with us
for the "proper" degrees
(for 30 years
you'll pay us monthly,
until we start to bill you
for your dentures.)
This way
you won't be so dumb
as to question
"free market" outcomes...
and you'll understand how
the constitution's a "metaphor"
like Noah's ark,
or the wall poetry
in "Animal Farm..."
and you'll nod learnedly
when wicked wickan sex-perverts
in league with foreign embassies
leak out-lier "collateral damages"

cause you're in
"the land of the free now..."
boy,
you're in the land of the free.
now, let's have
a little "gas-furnace-side chat..."
you can even have a "smoke,"
if you'll just get and piss "clean"
and not insist on being so "untermenchen"