The Gay Guy's Story

"There once was a boy named Jay
Who knew at once he was gay.
He hopped in a car,
And drove very far,
And here he is the next day!"
"So did you make that up a while ago, or just now?" sneered the goth.
The whore jumped, "Oh my God, Kai is so incredibly gorgeous on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!"
"He did my hair last week," the princess cooed while filing her nails in her seat, which was not placed by the jock's on accident.
"Nobody asked you! I hate rich snobs," she whispered over her shoulder. She unawarely smoothed down her shirt, her hands gently gliding over the many holes.
The gay guy tried to settle the uneasiness resting in the cabin, "Yea my dream is to one day be in the Fab 5. They'd have to change it to the Fab 6, of course."
It was the virgin's turn to express her opinion, "I think homosexuality is just an excuse for people unsure of their faith."
The seat next to her erupted with an "amen!". Of course it was the boy who liked the virgin.
"Well then why do I see you with all those fags in French Club meetings?" the anorexic laughed.
The virgin blushed, unsure of what to reply.
"No offense Jay, you're hot."
"You didn't have to say that, I already know."