Tuned-Up Turnip Turned Up

(Words set to the "Worzel Gummidge" television theme tune - to see and hear a full all-singin', all-dancin' streaming Windows media format version PLEASE visit --->

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There's a crucified character crowning the cornfield
And his fan base are feathered but they're not angels
Are these messengers harbingers of a lower yield
Or mere scavengers, all, who love strange smells ?

Here the pong's in profusion
Sneak that reek in your beak
You might seek out seclusion
It's a tried technqiue
When the bouquet is O.K.
Super seeds supercede the germ of an idea
Look out ! Stand clear !