U2
By Steve
Thu, 01 Feb 2018
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A long svelte time ago, in a whirlled sown far and wide, there became apparent that the sexes were at War. If all was fair in love and war, then if sex is war, then all was screwed.
-So it happened last summer?
-Yes.
-What happened?
-I met this woman.
-You met a woman?
-Yes. I already told you that.
-And she was a svelte devochka?
-a svenka.
-Really? And what happened?
-She got me friggin smashed, then lit me up like Christmas Tree and then...
-And then what....
-She stole my Porsche.
-She stole your car.
-Yes.
-Did you report her to the millicents?
-No.
-Why?
-I think I love her.
-She think you love her.
-It was one incredible night a she was a royal f***.
-Worth the theft of a Porche?
-Pravda.
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