FOR THE DOG JAZZ AND BOBZIE AND THE CAT TWINKLE AND FOR ANY OTHER PET OWERLOL

i see a cat
takeing a nap
oh its on my lap
is that darn cat
oh she nice and warm
sitting there
with out a care in the world

i see a dog
at my knees
putting
his pawn
on my knees
saying
ohhhh let me
have a treat
please
no one
ever feeds me
mmm looking at me
wiht those big
lab eyes
oh that dog
is good at pulling string

i see other dog
mm
sitting on the window side
looking after the house
hey what out
he woof at you
if he think your coming
near his house
even if you were a mouse..
and its all full of peace
and such a nice time

OH NO

THE POST MAN KNOCK
AND NOW ALL HELL
BREAK LOSSE
THE CAT GOT UP
AND JUMP ON THE TV
AND KNOCK OF THE BOOKS
THAT WERE LAYING THERE

THE DOG AT MY KNEES JUMP ON THE SOFT OH NO DONT MARK IT PLEASE
AND CUPS GO FLYING EVERYWHERE
THE DOG IN THE WINDOW IS WOOFING HARD
GOING WOOOOOOOF WOOOFFFFFF
AND HOWLINE HARD
OH NO FOR 10 MINTS
THIS HOUSE IS CRAZY
IT ALL I CAN DO
IS TO SHOUT ABOVE IT AL
BE GOOD
BUT THERE WOOFING AND MEOWING HARD

ohhhh the post man past
well he ran out the gate
and the dog watch him
cycle away
and now i see
a cat on my lag
faling a sleep
and dog in the window
going to sleep
and a dog who
falling sleep pawing me
and then there me
at last some peace for me
UNTIL THE NEXT PERSON
KNOCK AT MY DOOT
OH HELL FEEL SORRY
FORME