Santa's Got A Mangina (from Toby, aged 6)

Santa's got a mangina
He's also got a meat and two veg

I found that out this christmas
As he awkwardly fell from his sledge

It wasn't just the sack on his shoulder
That I saw, as he vaulted the hedge

And, I vowed I wouldn't tell a soul
But, it's hard to stick to my pledge

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Santa's got a mangina
Although freaky, I really don't mind

As, he still brings us plenty of presents
He really is terribly kind

So what, if he's got double the organs
It's what's inside, that's what counts, you'll find

And, he makes an effort, to make it look nice
As, holly and mistletoe are entwined

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Santa's got a mangina
But, he's still a right jolly old chap

Though, knowing what I now know
Makes it feel funny, when sat on his lap

Pray there are no more trouser malfunctions
We can all dance around, sing and clap

For, as long as his trousers stay round his waist
'cause, he can't afford another mishap