Redundant

"We're going to have to let you go," Joey said. "A five piece band costs too much to run, we think four banjo players is enough."

I protested, automatically, I hadn't even begun to think of the practical implications of losing my job.

"But you can't become a four piece, it would make no sense. The whole point is that we're Banjo V, you can't have an all-banjo Bon Jovi covers band called Banjo IV.

"That's another thing," said Joe, "we've been listening to Bon Jovi's music. It's crap. We're cutting out the Bon Jovi stuff."

"So what you going to do?" I asked, more interested in the band than in my own bleak future.

"We're going to sing Christian accoustic rock instead. We're changing our name to Banjehovah."

I left without a job, but with sole rights to the Banjo V name. Now all I need to do is find another four Bon Jovi loving banjo players. Anyone interested?