I wo,nt read 50 shades of grey

we ended up back at her place
she owned the most popular title of the day
A book called 50 shades of grey
she suggested that I read it some day
she told me there are lessons too be learned ,I did nt get at university the lessons needed in perversity
well I declined and I ll tell you why the plot seemed far fetched beyond my reach I could not see what it could teach

The hero is rich and I am just not
Prince charming with a helicopter
I ve got no helicopter just a charming man was nt born with a private equity plan

so helicopters are nt on the agenda
if I meet a girl and I want too befriend her
You I realise the books a work of fiction a symptom of our collective fear of not been rich
the message being if your rich you do nt have too be nice enjoy your sado maschistic paradise

The Tv gives me this message everyday
I got too say hey
no billions stashed away
and neither have my friends by the way
They are men just like me
we are nt represented on reality tv
where everyone is a model from a rich family
the average age and I.Q is just 23 and the motto is just let poverty be

I am not that guy
I can nt compete
you see my problem is this
but I was nt schooled in the billionaires class
where Donald Trump would give the fist bump
you d build they,re first wall at the age of three too keep Mexicans out
Positive reinforcement all the way
You see he,s the real face of Christain Grey the super rich bastard who gets all his own way

learned how too wind up the public on T.V
both those who agree and disagree
We d all go away feeling so riled up
While you d just play with your big pile of stuff
get in the copter and ride around , rub the bullhorn and make it shine
because everything is
mine
mine
mine

keep that comb over it is fooling no one
But who cares you got a young model wife too tell you its okay
and an army of yes men too get you in to the white house
Its like a sick joke what happened to HOPE

He,s messing with the game seems his climate change denial want to take us all science that thing that holds the helicopter up tells us its not happening
"shut up I ve got a helicopter
I was sent by god
don't listen too the pope or Dali Lama they both dress odd "

At the time in our history we need a hero we ve got a tupeed chump counting down too zero

"Hey everybody listen to me
I ve got a helicopter can nt you see
my helicopter means I am better than you
If you aint got a helicopter who the hell are you" ?

Well I am a bloke likes things fair
I do nt walk around with my nose in the air
but mister you re status just makes me worry
you shout so loud through your bullhorn
and the values I value you like too scorn

I am not rich
I do nt own media relations
but their are plenty of people just like me
now your ride is sweet I wo nt deny
wish I could fly right up and touch the sky
but can nt you see your hurting the world that I love
you were nt sent to save
I d rather die on my knees than be your slave
someone should of told you as a kid how to behave

my hope is this and I hopes yours too
not reading 50 shades shit or voting for yours