Penguins and Puffins

Penguins and Puffins

are nothing alike;

Penguins drive motorcars;

Puffins ride bikes.

Puffins love juggling;

Penguins like art.

See it’s perfectly simple

to tell them apart.

Penguins wear bowler hats;

Puffins wear ties.

Penguins like cream cakes

while Puffins love pies.

Puffins speak Russian;

Penguins, Portuguese.

Why they’re different as

any two birds can be.