Rock, Scissors, Paper

Once upon a time a boy called Jack was walking through the forest when he met a monster with three giant hands called The Papparok
And the monster said to him, "I challenge you to a game of rock, scissors, paper. If you lose I will eat you but if you win I'll give you three magic things".
"What if I don't accept your challenge?", asked Jack, trembling with terror.
"Then I'll eat you anyway", said the Monster, grinning.
And so Jack, because he had no choice, played Rock, Scissors, Paper with the monster and, amazingly he won.
Then, because he had defeated the monster, it gave him, as it had promised, 3 magic things; a magic rock, a magic pair of scissors and a magic pad of paper before disappearing into thin air.
But then, after Jack had been walking a little further he came to a tower where a princess was being held prisoner.
And, as he approached the tower, suddenly, up out of the ground there sprang twenty guards in armour with long sharp spears.
At first Jack didn't know what to do but then he tried throwing his magic rock at them and, to his astonishment, as the stone was flying through the air it grew and grew until it was the size of a boulder and then, landing on the twenty armed men it flattened them.
And, even more amazingly, as soon as the rock had done its job it shrank back down to its original size so that he could put it in his pocket.
But then Jack used his magic scissors to cut a hole in the iron door of the tower before, climbing up its steps he rescued the princess.
Unfortunately, as they were leaving the tower, it turned into a fire breathing dragon and tried to eat them but Jack used his magic scissors to snip down a nearby tree and the tree, falling upon the head of the dragon knocked it unconcious.
But then as Jack and the Princess were making their way towards Jacks house, the giant who had kidnapped the Princess returned and, seeing them escaping, he chased after them.

As he was chasing them, however, they came to a deep ravine that was too wide to cross and Jack thought that they might both become food for the giant but then Jack, remembering his magic pad of paper, tore a sheet from it and commanded it to fold itself into an iron bridge for he and the princess to cross the ravine.
Unfortunately, the Giant, catching up with them, also started to cross the bridge.
But then, no sooner had they reached the other side of the bridge when Jack commanded the bridge to turn back into paper and, because the giant was too heavy for a paper bridge to support, the bridge tore in two and the giant went crashing, with a thunderous scream down into the ravine.
After that, Jack folded another sheet of paper into a golden carriage pulled by six white horses and driven by a coachman in a tricorn hat and they went to the palace of the princess where they were married and lived happily ever after.