Work of Art

Some say varnished nails aren't sexy
Some say you look like a tart
Some say it's a sign of brashness
But to me you're a work of art.

Some say high heels are tawdry
And stockings cheap for a start
But I know when you bend over
You're a stunning work of art.

Some look down on a cleavage
But it's your finest part
And when you lean over the table
I know you're a work of art.

Some say they are ruled by their head
And some by their beating heart
But I am ruled by my trousers
And they say you're a work of art.