Humour
Gimme My Damn Money
It's that time of the month again, your rent is due. You'd better pay up or I'll beat the hell out of you. Don't try to get out of paying again, I...
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Tower of Strength Part 1 of 4
Re-posted in response to this week's IP - now available on Soundcloud. Link in text - despite repeated efforts, the link won't work when pasted here. Image: Author's own
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Lincoln's Crumpled Paper
For my tenth birthday my grandfather presented me with an old wooden cigar box containing the crumpled remains of a piece of paper once tossed in a...
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Tight as a Boiled Owl
A quaint Victorian tale of family togetherness, and drunkardly behaviour. Special thanks must go out to my girlfriend, Annabelle Wells, who shared a post on Facebook, which provided the inspiration and source material for the Victorian slang terms in this piece. Thank you, sweetheart. I love you. Explanations of the various terms will be footnoted at the end of the piece .
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Drinking Coffee In Portofino
A doggerel.
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Yanker and Me - A Dog's Tale
Just call me dog. It’s what I am. My man puts me on a leash, and I don’t like it. People call him James. I call him Yanker. Idiot with a leash. I’d...
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A Suspicious Demise
The sign on the wrought iron fence read: Tombstones for sale. All items must go. You buy it, you keep it. Don’t bring it back. “Howdy, friend,” the...
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Why My Superficial Wife Left Me
My wife finally saw my wiener, she had never seen it before. When she found out how small it is, she didn't want me anymore. We were happily married...
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Gym Shorts and Sneakers 1963
Sister Elizabeth marched the third-grade class down the stairs and into the gymnasium. “I’ll leave you boys in the hands of Mr. Greenfield,” said the...
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The Dollface Deez
Dollface Deez By Renee Scott The Dollface Deez ran Rocktown and Donna Dollface ran the Deez. No one ever decided to live in Rocktown. The good...
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