Humour

THE PENILESS BARD

THE PENILESS BARD Me began me youth in finance In me adulthood me became a penniless bard Still me keeps off the phrases ois, oink and ayes! In me...
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The Nutty Detective VI - the Moriarty Complex - A Craven Danger Mystery

Meanwhile, at the asylum. . . “As I see it,” said Holmes. “All I need do is wiggle my way down the drainpipe and freedom is mine for the taking!” “...
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The Nutty Detective V - Craven's Moriarty Complex - A Craven Danger Mystery

Betty, where the heck is Sidney? You said he’d give us a ride to the bowlin’ alley? And now it’s rainin’ all over my fedora!” “Stop grumblin’, Mr...

Jaspernon The Prince : The Rise of the Cult of the Goddess: Ch.2 The Tower: Part 2 Lady Riala (Section 2)

The King's Concubine Lady Riala is looking for the Prince in the Palace tea rooms. The High Priestess notices her adept sociability. This is Section 2 of this Part, set 1,000 years before the events in 'Life and Times of a Priestess'.

The Pissed Arsonist

When I bid on a house and lost, I became really pissed. I decided to burn that house down because I'm an arsonist. I used gasoline to burn that house...
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The Nutty Detective IV - Craven's Moriarty Complex - A Craven Danger Mystery

“Hey, Betty. What’s this letter doin’ on my desk?” “Is it movin’?” “No.” “Than it ain’t doin’ nothin’.” If I wanted to listen ta wisecracks, thought...

Jaspernon The Prince : The Rise of the Cult of the Goddess: Ch.2 The Tower: Part 2 Lady Riala (Section 1)

The King's Concubine Lady Riala notices the Prince watching her in the private rooms, and decides to forge a closer bond with him. This is Section 1 of this Part, set 1,000 years before the events in 'Life and Times of a Priestess'.
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The Nutty Detective - Part III - A Craven Danger Mystery

“Mornin’, Betty. Sorry I’m late with the coffee. But I got to thinkin’ about yesterday and how I shouldn’t have thrown them Baker Street Irritaters...
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The Nutty Detective - Part II - A Craven Danger Mystery

Betty Felcher flipped the switch on her intercom. “Mr. Danger?” Craven Danger took a bite of his toasted corn muffin and sat back in his chair. “Mr...