Humour

Coconut Porridge

“It means,” said the Oracle, “that you like or desire to eat some coconut porridge.” “But I have never eaten coconut porridge,” said Neo. “Nor did I...

The Freedom to be Weird

A story inspired by these frisky fellows: ‘Inside a pony fetish festival’ 1. After a fifty hour week of purchase ledger, there was nothing he liked...
Cherry

Tower of Strength (IP) Part 3 of 4

The Tower has summoned Strength to the Old Place, between Barclay's Bank and Marks and Spencer's.
Cherry

Tower of Strength (IP) Part 2 of 4

'Tentacle things...all bright and shiny...like that thing with all the snakes on its head...' 'The Medusa,' said Mrs Brenton.

The Puzzles’ Enigma

Walking along Hergest ridge, comfortable, spongy turf, burbling melodies pour down from skylarks unseen, high in the blue; enjoying the freedom of a...

Game of Moans 9: ‘Final’

It all started kicking off round the back of Aldi, just down the road from the Winterfell estate. The Night King and his gang of undead thugs had...

Game of Moans 8: ‘Memes’

Jon Snow aka the barman pulled the dart out of his head and wondered why he was still alive. Then he realised it was a sucker dart, shrugged and got...