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Scriptwriting
If you're writing a farce, Always mention an arse. You'll need a posh lady too. "The salt, please parse". Her husband may say. "Of course" she will...
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Meeting a Friend in the Pub.
Now then Caleb, you're a real good sport. Pity you're so painfully fat and short. And the end of your nose is one big wart. I suppose that's why your...
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On a Diet
Oh dear, I do feel glum. The mirror shows my reet big tum. No more chips for me - I'll just chew some gum. I'd walk tut shops now, to reduce me bum,...
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Golden Memories: TV Programmes Part Two
A few 1960's TV programmes are hard to forget, because they have rightly achieved cult status, and are now regularly repeated. These include The...
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Wan too many
I woke up rough and grunting, Amidst a pile of bunting. Somebody said "who let that runt in?" "Get him out. Get shunting!" For my trousers, I then...
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