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The Long and the Short of It
When I was young, life seemed so long. Eating meat and making a pong. Wondering about the average length of a dong. Fairly certain of right and wrong...
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An Inadvertent Indignity
There's nothing like a rasp, To make people gasp. Sends them running to the door, Wrestling with the hasp. Batting around their faces, As if fending...
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The Apprentice
Noo then lad, job's a goodun. You'll do well, even though yer brain is wooden. My time is past, and me guts is black pudden. So I'm off home now, to...
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Golden Memories: TV Programmes (Part One)
Well, it was all monochrome for the 1960's proletariat. We had a portable Ferranti TV with incorporated radio and massive unreliability. It had more...
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A Turgid and Impenetrable Poem about Mephistopheles
Well...er.... um, I can't think of anything to rhyme. I was going to wax lyrical about crime. About how it's always related to a life of grime. And...
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