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Obituary: Sage and Bunion
It is our sad duty to report that the well known visionary Sage and Bunion has now achieved his final ambition of becoming a crisp. "Oooh. What did...
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The Ancient Sage (and Bunion) 1790-1976
If you want your donkey to pull a cart, Feed him lots of gooseberry tart. If you want your crops to stay in good heart, Strip naked, belch and loudly...
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Magnus Hopeless
Boys walk by with men's voices. They'll soon grow up with children's vices. An unstoppable train, as fate dices. I'll just watch the play, eating...
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The Cheap Lager Book of Records
Don't get bored! Why not set a new record? I can pee ten feet. It'll never be beat. I'm that sort of guy. (Just don't ask why).
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The Life of an Ancient Mariner
Indifferent mum. Makes him rather glum. Then a tot of rum, With fabled bum? A full tum, Merry hum. Skin turning plum. His parrot's dumb. But it's a...
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