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Just My Luck

He tags behind me as I pick out jelly babies, a Flake bar ("You're such a flake!" he hoots), and a chocolate eclair, and he makes a quip about my "healthy" appetite. Any minute now he'll start singing "I like Big Butts and I Cannot LIE"

Confessions of A Desk Girl

We sniggered about the idea of us making out (though me rather half-heartedly), I went on tracing circles in the sand, and he went on saying "I don't get it! Why me?" I did not, of course, say: "Because you always go for a pair of breasts before checking for a head first!", but it was on my mind.

How You Remind Me

Secret #5: even though i complain about it a lot, i actually like my big butt. And i honestly pity all those who are buttless. Yesterday i was listening to Ben Harper's "Suzy Blue" which always makes me smile, and reminds me of so many people, most of whom are no longer here, but still every now and then something triggers their memory.

Believing In Chocolate

I have a tendency to think of irritating songs at inappropriate times; for example, I woke up a few days ago singing "Baby Got Back" but got really pissed when I couldn't remember the second verse, so when I got to work I downloaded the lyrics and learnt them by heart. Yeah. I'm a dork. Just shoot me.

Back From Basata

Now here I faced the first two issues: 1.I do not like kids who act all cute when I know they're faking it 2. I cannot resist being challenged, and having a kid do it to me is just plain embarrassing

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