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StoryIn Defence Of The Snail primate011 years 11 months ago
StoryI: Winky primate011 years 11 months ago
StoryHumbling Experience primate011 years 11 months ago
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StoryE: The penultimate bit primate011 years 11 months ago
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StoryFamily Recipe primate011 years 11 months ago
StoryEvery Toenail Tells A Story primate011 years 11 months ago
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StoryDinner Is Always Gone Too Soon primate312 years 3 months ago
StoryTwitter Is A Bunch Of Arse primate612 years 3 months ago
StoryHeading Downstream primate212 years 3 months ago
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My stories

X is for A Poem About A Chin

By primate on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

I wish I was Bruce Forsythe I wish I had his chin I'd polish it three times a day And take it for a spin I'd take it up to Friar Street And drive it...
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Certificate U
Cherry

My Dog Is Made Of Dynamite

By primate on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

A bit of my juvenilia..
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Certificate U

V is for Mid-day Money

By primate on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

"For ?30,000 then Pete: What is your mother's name? I'm afraid I'll have to hurry you That's how we play the game.... VERA?! Yes that's right again!...
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Certificate U

Quick and Fruity

By primate on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

Would you like a pear my dear Or maybe several prunes? Or even twenty raisins That look just like Martin Clunes? An apple with a dent in Where I...
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Certificate U

Paying The Bills

By primate on Wed, 29 Sep 2004

My wife just shagged the milkman 'Cause we couldn't pay his bill: We're skint and out of money So she let him have his fill, And though I'm glad the...
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Certificate 15

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