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Andrew
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out of work cologne (patent pending)
got a new idea (patent pending)--- you know that feeling when you just get out of a job you hate & the world feels anew for a few wondrous hours (no matter how tired you were beforehand)?
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- 297 reads
whistling while you work
believe it or not a constant tune being whistled can irritate even the most focused authority figure at any job & it can bring a smidgeon of satisfaction to the worker
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- 289 reads
the sociopath irony
s/he who will get locked away, fried in the chair, lethally injected, gassed, hung or shot by a firing squad, resides right in your home town, right in your neighborhood,
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the mechanical kiss
the mechanical kiss comes without “love” without any sense of “love” without any place for “love” without any want of affection in the manner of “making love”
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oopsy doopsy
little style nazi’s gotta problem with the way you write? little style nazi’s gotta problem with your flow? little fascist critic wants everything to
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- 369 reads