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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 56458 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Jackal

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was a jackal called Fred Whose mum liked to lie-in in bed Fred said with a cry "Mum let's you and I Go out shopping and eating instead!"
Children's
Certificate U

Iguana

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Iguanas that come from Belfast Are renowned as incredibly fast They once raced a ferry From Antrim to Derry And left those poor sailors aghast!
Children's
Certificate U

Hyena

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There was a hyena from Rhyll Left a shop without paying the bill The shop-girl gave chase But he laughed in her face And then legged it right over...
Children's
Certificate U

Gopher

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

A gopher was watching the telly And scratching the fur on his belly His wife threw him soap Said "Use this you dope As you're dirty and ugly and...
Children's
Certificate U

Flamingo

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

Flamingos from Leamington Spa Once went for a ride in a car Said one to another "I say my dear brother 'Tis the best lark we've had yet by far!"
Children's
Certificate U

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