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I have 70 stories published in 2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 58753 times and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.

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My stories

Eel

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was an eel in a river Whose cold made him sneeze, sniff and shiver So he had a hot toddy That warmed up his body From eyeballs right down...
Children's
Certificate U

Doggy

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was a doggy called Rover Who liked to eat chicken with clover His friends thought him odd For they only ate cod So they left him and moved...
Children's
Certificate U

Corgi

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

A corgi from out near Dundee Chased a young cat up a tree The cat from up high Said "Safe now am I!" And danced a small can-can in glee.
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Blowfish

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There once was a blowfish called Clyde Who took a young squid for a ride They drove through the coral And though it's immoral Left litter and rubbish...
Children's
Story
Certificate U

Aardvark

By primate on Sun, 12 Sep 2004

There was a young aardvark with blisters Whose nose got caught up with his sister's They tried to untangle But just got more mangled 'Til dad came...
Children's
Story
Certificate U

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