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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 56431 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
D'You Think That Captain Birdseye Is a Wanker&;#063;
D'you think that Captain Birdseye is a wanker? D'you think he sits there stroking all day long? D'you think the little fishes Given four and twenty...
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Family Recipe
Take a hairy testicle and put it in a pot (Or place it in a saucepan if a saucepan's all you've got) Then boil it up for half an hour and add a touch...
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Every Toenail Tells A Story
A textbook for would be burglars
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E: It All Ends Somewhere
It all ends somewhere. The bedroom, the car the pub The cemetery. It all ends with drama or a whimper Tears or rage But it all ends somewhere...
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F: The last bit
The light was on in my bedroom upstairs. It hadn't been when I left, I was sure of that. It had still been daylight when I left. I edged closer to...
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