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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 56431 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
B is for... Arse and Literature
This is a piece of art A literary gemstone sparkling In it's own beauty. I am an artist Weaving words into tapestries Of wonder. My metaphors are...
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- 779 reads
Whoops!
I've gone and put some Arsenic On my steak and kidney pie And accidentally swallowed it So now I'm going to die. I thought that it was Parmesan I...
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- 890 reads
Keep That Dog On a Leash!
My neighbour had a Pekinese She doesn't anymore 'Cos I shot it with a crossbow When it shit upon my floor I told her not to let it out I told her "...
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- 736 reads
The Drifter
Night-time is upon us and the children are a'bed It's time for all the wiser men to gently rest their heads Upon their feathered pillows and to...
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- 831 reads
Naturism
I'm off to sunny Norfolk to enjoy a week or two Of walking in the salty air beneath the sky so blue And while I'm there I'll spend some time...
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- 1016 reads