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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 56775 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
I: Winky
A Winky is a funny thing It sees with just one eye That widens exponentially When pretty girls go by.
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- 755 reads
Wolf
A wolf went to eat in the city But the girls looked so lovely and pretty That it wouldn't be nice To eat them with his rice So he starved - oh poor...
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- 864 reads
Unspotted Leopard
An unspotted-leopard in tights Once went to the ballet at night A dog said "You sissy! You're dressed like a missy!" And sadly the doggy was right.
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- 998 reads
Sheep
There once was an arrogant sheep Thought he'd beat everyone in his sleep But the others ganged up In the Sheep FA-Cup And they left him behind in a...
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- 776 reads
Queen Bee
A Queen Bee from Hive Number Four Got her stinger all jammed in a door It stuck in there fast But she got free at last And returned to the pollen...
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- 764 reads