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I have 70 stories published in
2 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 56434 times
and 24 of my stories have been cherry picked.
My stories
Goodbye Mr Thorburn
I threw lemons at Cliff Thorburn on a dark and stormy night When he'd lost to Stephen Hendry fifteen-four, His potting was atrocious and his game...
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- 719 reads
RHYME Damn You!
I'm sick of reading poetry That doesn't rhyme or scan And I'm sick of the pretentiousness Of Literary Man - I hate the blatant snobbery And 'artistry...
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- 979 reads
X: The People In The Walls
There are people in my walls. I can hear them as they talk. I can hear them as they whisper As they plot and as they walk. They're loudest in the...
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- 727 reads
Q... Night
There's a wall around my bed. You can't see it, but it's there. I can feel it in my bones. I could burst through if I wanted to And run to Mummy But...
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- 689 reads
People Who Like Meg Ryan
They're the people who shop in the Bear-Factory And cry with Oprah. They're the people who buy huge Valentines In pink. They're the people who laugh...
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- 756 reads