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I have 576 stories published in
17 collections on the site.
My stories have been read 638453 times
and 326 of my stories have been cherry picked.
5 of my 97 comments have been voted Great Feedback with a total of 6 votes
My stories
An Early Morning Phone Call From Tom Waits
“A trombone, telephone, bed springs, and bread. These four things you must take buddy when leaving this world for dead. The horn is for the mercy. A...
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Sunday Shopping at York Retail Outlet
Buying quality clothing at York Retail Outlet won't change your life to a Sunday supplement paradise. You ill-fitting phalanx!
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Come Sunday
Whilst you scrubbed your kitchen on Sunday morning Methamphetamine an old woman knocked at your door. She’d moved here yesterday and had made you a...
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Safe Home
Safe home husband and wife drive to your Bailey household Home to your lost son and daughter bricks and mortar beef casserole the ‘One Show’ glowing...
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Making A Decision Whilst Putting Away The Lawnmower (for Speccy)
In the garage I think of Farage and his barrage of hate. And I decide to emigrate to Rouen. After I’ve put a brew on.
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- 526 reads